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Love, it's a universal concept, isn't it? There are many different kinds of love – romantic, friendly, paternal, stalker, rival, bloody, heemogleeben, xxeebglic – the list goes on and on and on! And, what better way to express your love of choice then by sending the object of your (possibly unwanted) affections some of our new, all the rage, Symbolic Flowers?

What makes our Symbolic Flowers better than the average flowers? Simple! Each of our flowers has it's own unique meaning, so you can get the point of your love across to that girl you're stalking without you having to approach her and remember how to speak! Our flowers come in an array of colors unavailable in other stores, and they never ever wither and die! Your love will forever sit upon the mantle place, never withering away and dying like other pathetic flowers! (Disclaimer: Flowers will die if not provided with proper care, such as light and water. They will also die if stored in dark places for extended periods of time. They may wither if they are exposed to extremely loud noises or jettisoned out of an airlock.)

So please, place your orders here, and we'll charge your credits card for whatever amount your order ends up coming to (we're very reasonable, we assure you!), and then we will deliver! For those who do several orders, we are currently having a special! Place 10 different bouquet offers, for only 200 credits! Place 10 different Single Flower orders, for only 50 credits! You may also place an order of 5 bouquets and 5 single flowers for 100 credits! A huge bargain, just for you!

Note: Bouquets consist of 5 flowers. They may be mixed or matched, any number of any flower, so long as there are 5 in all.

Single flowers without the special: 10 credits per flower order
Bouquets without the special: 35 credits per flower order

You may also custom order large bouquets, by paying for each individual flower included at 5 credits a flower.