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Love, it's a universal concept, isn't it? There are many different kinds of love – romantic, friendly, paternal, stalker, rival, bloody, heemogleeben, xxeebglic – the list goes on and on and on! And, what better way to express your love of choice then by sending the object of your (possibly unwanted) affections some of our new, all the rage, Symbolic Flowers?
What makes our Symbolic Flowers better than the average flowers? Simple! Each of our flowers has it's own unique meaning, so you can get the point of your love across to that girl you're stalking without you having to approach her and remember how to speak! Our flowers come in an array of colors unavailable in other stores, and they never ever wither and die! Your love will forever sit upon the mantle place, never withering away and dying like other pathetic flowers! (Disclaimer: Flowers will die if not provided with proper care, such as light and water. They will also die if stored in dark places for extended periods of time. They may wither if they are exposed to extremely loud noises or jettisoned out of an airlock.)
So please, place your orders here, and we'll charge your credits card for whatever amount your order ends up coming to (we're very reasonable, we assure you!), and then we will deliver! For those who do several orders, we are currently having a special! Place 10 different bouquet offers, for only 200 credits! Place 10 different Single Flower orders, for only 50 credits! You may also place an order of 5 bouquets and 5 single flowers for 100 credits! A huge bargain, just for you!
Note: Bouquets consist of 5 flowers. They may be mixed or matched, any number of any flower, so long as there are 5 in all.
Single flowers without the special: 10 credits per flower order
Bouquets without the special: 35 credits per flower order
You may also custom order large bouquets, by paying for each individual flower included at 5 credits a flower.
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Rose Selection: Roses are the symbol for sexual and heavily romantic love, so every color of rose has something to do with the heavy feelings of Sex and Dating. Perhaps the most traditional of flowers for romance, the rose suggest strong feelings of traditional love and serious intentions!
[ R-1 ] Red Rose: I love you.
[ R-2 ] Pink Rose: I have a crush on you.
[ R-3 ] Yellow Rose: I admire you.
[ R-4 ] Purple Rose: I want to make love to you.
[ R-5 ] White Rose: I adore you.
[ R-6 ] Orange Rose: I want to date you.
[ R-7 ] Light Blue Rose: I want to kiss you.
[ R-8 ] Green Rose: If you were single, I'd make you mine.
[ R-9 ] Dark Blue Rose: I'm going to make you mine.
[ R-10] Peach Rose: I want to hug you.
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Lily Selection: The Lily Flower can be very versatile when it comes to meaning, across the galaxy, but for the sake of our business we're attaching one very specific meaning it has to the Symbolic Lily: Sexual love and Desire! Not necessarily very serious or overly traditional romantic feelings, but hey! Everyone has bodily needs, and sometimes no strings attached is the way to go! Especially if you've just gotten out of a serious relationship, or happen to be married!
[ L-1 ] Bright Pink Lily: I want to have sex with you.
[ L-2 ] Pale Purple Lily: I find you to be extremely attractive.
[ L-3 ] White and Blue Striped Lily: I want to do *** and ***** and ***** to you.
[ L-4 ]Back and White Striped Lily: I want to hook up with you.
[ L-5 ] Yellow and Green Petal Lily: I would be interested in entering a polygamous relationship with you and my current partner.
[ L-6 ] Orange and Yellow Lily: I want to seduce the hell out of you.
[ L-7 ] White Lily: I think you're cute.
[ L-8 ]Black Lily: I want to chain you up in my basement.
[ L-9 ] Golden Lily: You're everything I've ever wanted.
[ L-10 ] Silver Lily: I'd like to have a casual relationship with you.
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Daisy Selection: Daisies are usually associated with Friendliness and Friendship, and what better way then to tell your friends that you're thinking of them than with a pretty daisy? Casual and lighthearted, daisies are sure to lighten any friend's room!
[ D – 1 ] Yellow Daisy: You're my best friend.
[ D – 2 ] Navy Daisy: I wish I knew you better.
[ D – 3 ] Dark Orange Daisy: I'm glad that I've met you.
[ D – 4 ] Dark Green Daisy: You're a good friend.
[ D – 5 ] White Daisy: I trust you.
[ D – 6 ] Peach Daisy: I'm always here for you.
[ D – 7 ] Pale Red Daisy: You're amazing.
[ D – 8 ] Cream Daisy: You drive me crazy.
[ D – 9 ] Sky Blue Daisy: Let's hang out soon.
[ D – 10 ] Black Daisy: I'll follow you forever.
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Tulips Selection: Tulips are bright and perky, perfect for conveying the delicate feelings of Rivalry and Bloodthirst! Love someone so much you want to kill them? Plan on stalking someone until the day you die, due to your intense love? Is punching someone in the face your way or proposing to someone? This is the violent love section for you!
[ T -1 ] Red Tulip: I want to kill you.
[ T -2 ] Yellow Tulip: I want to punch you in the face.
[ T -3 ] Indigo Tulip: I'll beat you in every sense of the word.
[ T -4 ] Violet Tulip: You belong to me.
[ T -5 ] Periwinkle Tulip: I'm watching you. Always! ...Really!
[ T -6 ] Royal Blue Tulip: I'm going to crack your skull open.
[ T -7 ] Pale Green Tulip: You're so pretty when you cry.
[ T -8 ] Rainbow Tulip: I like you best when you bleed.
[ T -9 ] Tan Tulip: You're never allowed to leave me.
[ T -10 ] Sparkling Tulip: I challenge you to a duel!
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Orchid Selection: Orchids make any room beautiful, and what better way to brighten a loved one's day by brightening their room? Our Orchids are symbolic of Platonic and Familial love! Does that woman remind you of your mom? Does that kid seem like a little brother to you? Or is your actual mother demanding something nice from you this year, despite the fact that you don't really feel like shelling out the cash to get her something? Look no more! Our lovely Orchids will tell those who are family, or who you wish were family, how you feel!
[ O -1 ] Blue Orchid: You're the dad I never had.
[ O -2 ] Pink Orchid: You're the mom I never had.
[ O -3 ] Orange Orchid: I'd do anything for you. We're family.
[ O -4 ] White Orchid: I hope we're always together.
[ O -5 ] Green Orchid: I don't know what I'd do without you.
[ O -6 ] Gold Orchid: You're the sibling I never had.
[ O -7 ] Red Orchid: You're one of a kind.
[ O -8 ] Brown Orchid: Let's stay together, always.
[ O -9 ] Magenta Orchid: I wish I could be with you.
[ O -10 ] Sparkling Orchid: I'll protect you.
---
Carnation Selection: Aaahhh, young hatemance, otherwise known as Tsundere, we know you well. Arguing, fighting, hating each others guts – it's really just a form of romance, one that certainly must be expressed! Well, ever fear, you can tell your love how much you hate them with our lovely Carnations!
[ C -1 ] Bloody Red Carnation: I hate you so much.
[ C -2 ] Battered Blue Carnation: I want to shoot you out an airlock.
[ C -3 ] Switchblade Silver Carnation: I can't stand you.
[ C -4 ] Princess Pink Carnation: You're disgusting. You make me sick.
[ C -5 ] Lovely White Carnation: There's no way I'd ever have UST with you!!!
[ C -6 ] Shining Yellow Carnation: Ah, who are you again? You're so plain and forgettable.
[ C -7 ] Shimmering Sea Blue Carnation: You are a terrible being.
[ C -8 ] Pale Red Carnation: There is nothing good about you! Nothing!!!
[ C -9 ] Splattering Orange Carnation: It's not like I like you or anything.
[ C -10 ] Sweet Pea Green Carnation: Your hair is stupid.
---
Hydrangea Selection: Valentine's day is more than just a day for romance, but a day for forgiving others, as well! That, and asking for forgiveness! Did you cheat on a spouse? Find out something about them that you shouldn't know? Pry into their secrets, or betray their trust? Express your sorrow or lack of it through our lovely Hydrangeas!
[ H -1 ] Purple Hydrangeas: I'm sorry.
[ H -2 ] Pale Gray Hydrangeas: I'm not sorry.
[ H -3 ] Blue Hydrangeas: I can't trust you anymore.
[ H -4 ] Black Hydrangeas: I betrayed you.
[ H -5 ] Rainbow Hydrangeas: I made a mistake.
[ H -6 ] Green Hydrangeas: I'm leaving you.
[ H -7 ] Black and White Hydrangeas: I'm watching you.
[ H -8 ] Blue and Purple Hydrangeas: I know what you did last summer.
[ H -9 ] Brown and Green Hydrangeas: It's okay. I forgive you.
[ H -10 ] Pale Pink Hydrangeas: You're the one that got away.
IC FLOWER ORDER FILLOUT
The Recipient
Recipient's Name: Who is your character sending the flower(s) to?
Recipient's room: What room are they in/where do they live?
Flower Package
Single Flower or Bouquet: Specify if it's a single flower order or a bouquet order.
Flower Code(s): See those codes in front of the flower colors in each section? Copy and paste that code in here to specify which flower is being ordered. If you're getting a bouquet, pick five flowers. If you're doing the same flower more than once, either put a (x2) or list it twice.
Note Card
Anonymous or Signed Name: Is it anonymous or is your character going to attach their name?
Personalized Note: Optional. Add a note or drawing?
OOC FLOWER ORDER MISHAP FILLOUT
Mishap: What is going to go wrong with your character's order? Are the wrong flowers going to get sent, or are the flowers going to get sent to the wrong person?
Flowers to be sent instead: Only fill out if the mishap is the wrong flowers being sent to the recipient.
Recipient to be sent to instead: Only fill out if the mishap is the flowers being sent to the wrong recipient.
OOC INFORMATION
• There will be an open log/post (haven't decided which yet) when all orders will be sent out. I'm thinking this will be in about a week and a half -- a little before Valentine's day.
• Please follow the format for ordering presented in the Beta Version which can be found Link text. It makes the delivering part of this easier!
• HAVE FUN, GO CRAZY! Seriously! Feel free to have characters troll one another, be completely sincere, make terrible decisions, etc!
What makes our Symbolic Flowers better than the average flowers? Simple! Each of our flowers has it's own unique meaning, so you can get the point of your love across to that girl you're stalking without you having to approach her and remember how to speak! Our flowers come in an array of colors unavailable in other stores, and they never ever wither and die! Your love will forever sit upon the mantle place, never withering away and dying like other pathetic flowers! (Disclaimer: Flowers will die if not provided with proper care, such as light and water. They will also die if stored in dark places for extended periods of time. They may wither if they are exposed to extremely loud noises or jettisoned out of an airlock.)
So please, place your orders here, and we'll charge your credits card for whatever amount your order ends up coming to (we're very reasonable, we assure you!), and then we will deliver! For those who do several orders, we are currently having a special! Place 10 different bouquet offers, for only 200 credits! Place 10 different Single Flower orders, for only 50 credits! You may also place an order of 5 bouquets and 5 single flowers for 100 credits! A huge bargain, just for you!
Note: Bouquets consist of 5 flowers. They may be mixed or matched, any number of any flower, so long as there are 5 in all.
Single flowers without the special: 10 credits per flower order
Bouquets without the special: 35 credits per flower order
You may also custom order large bouquets, by paying for each individual flower included at 5 credits a flower.
Rose Selection: Roses are the symbol for sexual and heavily romantic love, so every color of rose has something to do with the heavy feelings of Sex and Dating. Perhaps the most traditional of flowers for romance, the rose suggest strong feelings of traditional love and serious intentions!
[ R-1 ] Red Rose: I love you.
[ R-2 ] Pink Rose: I have a crush on you.
[ R-3 ] Yellow Rose: I admire you.
[ R-4 ] Purple Rose: I want to make love to you.
[ R-5 ] White Rose: I adore you.
[ R-6 ] Orange Rose: I want to date you.
[ R-7 ] Light Blue Rose: I want to kiss you.
[ R-8 ] Green Rose: If you were single, I'd make you mine.
[ R-9 ] Dark Blue Rose: I'm going to make you mine.
[ R-10] Peach Rose: I want to hug you.
Lily Selection: The Lily Flower can be very versatile when it comes to meaning, across the galaxy, but for the sake of our business we're attaching one very specific meaning it has to the Symbolic Lily: Sexual love and Desire! Not necessarily very serious or overly traditional romantic feelings, but hey! Everyone has bodily needs, and sometimes no strings attached is the way to go! Especially if you've just gotten out of a serious relationship, or happen to be married!
[ L-1 ] Bright Pink Lily: I want to have sex with you.
[ L-2 ] Pale Purple Lily: I find you to be extremely attractive.
[ L-3 ] White and Blue Striped Lily: I want to do *** and ***** and ***** to you.
[ L-4 ]Back and White Striped Lily: I want to hook up with you.
[ L-5 ] Yellow and Green Petal Lily: I would be interested in entering a polygamous relationship with you and my current partner.
[ L-6 ] Orange and Yellow Lily: I want to seduce the hell out of you.
[ L-7 ] White Lily: I think you're cute.
[ L-8 ]Black Lily: I want to chain you up in my basement.
[ L-9 ] Golden Lily: You're everything I've ever wanted.
[ L-10 ] Silver Lily: I'd like to have a casual relationship with you.
Daisy Selection: Daisies are usually associated with Friendliness and Friendship, and what better way then to tell your friends that you're thinking of them than with a pretty daisy? Casual and lighthearted, daisies are sure to lighten any friend's room!
[ D – 1 ] Yellow Daisy: You're my best friend.
[ D – 2 ] Navy Daisy: I wish I knew you better.
[ D – 3 ] Dark Orange Daisy: I'm glad that I've met you.
[ D – 4 ] Dark Green Daisy: You're a good friend.
[ D – 5 ] White Daisy: I trust you.
[ D – 6 ] Peach Daisy: I'm always here for you.
[ D – 7 ] Pale Red Daisy: You're amazing.
[ D – 8 ] Cream Daisy: You drive me crazy.
[ D – 9 ] Sky Blue Daisy: Let's hang out soon.
[ D – 10 ] Black Daisy: I'll follow you forever.
Tulips Selection: Tulips are bright and perky, perfect for conveying the delicate feelings of Rivalry and Bloodthirst! Love someone so much you want to kill them? Plan on stalking someone until the day you die, due to your intense love? Is punching someone in the face your way or proposing to someone? This is the violent love section for you!
[ T -1 ] Red Tulip: I want to kill you.
[ T -2 ] Yellow Tulip: I want to punch you in the face.
[ T -3 ] Indigo Tulip: I'll beat you in every sense of the word.
[ T -4 ] Violet Tulip: You belong to me.
[ T -5 ] Periwinkle Tulip: I'm watching you. Always! ...Really!
[ T -6 ] Royal Blue Tulip: I'm going to crack your skull open.
[ T -7 ] Pale Green Tulip: You're so pretty when you cry.
[ T -8 ] Rainbow Tulip: I like you best when you bleed.
[ T -9 ] Tan Tulip: You're never allowed to leave me.
[ T -10 ] Sparkling Tulip: I challenge you to a duel!
Orchid Selection: Orchids make any room beautiful, and what better way to brighten a loved one's day by brightening their room? Our Orchids are symbolic of Platonic and Familial love! Does that woman remind you of your mom? Does that kid seem like a little brother to you? Or is your actual mother demanding something nice from you this year, despite the fact that you don't really feel like shelling out the cash to get her something? Look no more! Our lovely Orchids will tell those who are family, or who you wish were family, how you feel!
[ O -1 ] Blue Orchid: You're the dad I never had.
[ O -2 ] Pink Orchid: You're the mom I never had.
[ O -3 ] Orange Orchid: I'd do anything for you. We're family.
[ O -4 ] White Orchid: I hope we're always together.
[ O -5 ] Green Orchid: I don't know what I'd do without you.
[ O -6 ] Gold Orchid: You're the sibling I never had.
[ O -7 ] Red Orchid: You're one of a kind.
[ O -8 ] Brown Orchid: Let's stay together, always.
[ O -9 ] Magenta Orchid: I wish I could be with you.
[ O -10 ] Sparkling Orchid: I'll protect you.
Carnation Selection: Aaahhh, young hatemance, otherwise known as Tsundere, we know you well. Arguing, fighting, hating each others guts – it's really just a form of romance, one that certainly must be expressed! Well, ever fear, you can tell your love how much you hate them with our lovely Carnations!
[ C -1 ] Bloody Red Carnation: I hate you so much.
[ C -2 ] Battered Blue Carnation: I want to shoot you out an airlock.
[ C -3 ] Switchblade Silver Carnation: I can't stand you.
[ C -4 ] Princess Pink Carnation: You're disgusting. You make me sick.
[ C -5 ] Lovely White Carnation: There's no way I'd ever have UST with you!!!
[ C -6 ] Shining Yellow Carnation: Ah, who are you again? You're so plain and forgettable.
[ C -7 ] Shimmering Sea Blue Carnation: You are a terrible being.
[ C -8 ] Pale Red Carnation: There is nothing good about you! Nothing!!!
[ C -9 ] Splattering Orange Carnation: It's not like I like you or anything.
[ C -10 ] Sweet Pea Green Carnation: Your hair is stupid.
Hydrangea Selection: Valentine's day is more than just a day for romance, but a day for forgiving others, as well! That, and asking for forgiveness! Did you cheat on a spouse? Find out something about them that you shouldn't know? Pry into their secrets, or betray their trust? Express your sorrow or lack of it through our lovely Hydrangeas!
[ H -1 ] Purple Hydrangeas: I'm sorry.
[ H -2 ] Pale Gray Hydrangeas: I'm not sorry.
[ H -3 ] Blue Hydrangeas: I can't trust you anymore.
[ H -4 ] Black Hydrangeas: I betrayed you.
[ H -5 ] Rainbow Hydrangeas: I made a mistake.
[ H -6 ] Green Hydrangeas: I'm leaving you.
[ H -7 ] Black and White Hydrangeas: I'm watching you.
[ H -8 ] Blue and Purple Hydrangeas: I know what you did last summer.
[ H -9 ] Brown and Green Hydrangeas: It's okay. I forgive you.
[ H -10 ] Pale Pink Hydrangeas: You're the one that got away.
IC FLOWER ORDER FILLOUT
The Recipient
Recipient's Name: Who is your character sending the flower(s) to?
Recipient's room: What room are they in/where do they live?
Flower Package
Single Flower or Bouquet: Specify if it's a single flower order or a bouquet order.
Flower Code(s): See those codes in front of the flower colors in each section? Copy and paste that code in here to specify which flower is being ordered. If you're getting a bouquet, pick five flowers. If you're doing the same flower more than once, either put a (x2) or list it twice.
Note Card
Anonymous or Signed Name: Is it anonymous or is your character going to attach their name?
Personalized Note: Optional. Add a note or drawing?
OOC FLOWER ORDER MISHAP FILLOUT
Mishap: What is going to go wrong with your character's order? Are the wrong flowers going to get sent, or are the flowers going to get sent to the wrong person?
Flowers to be sent instead: Only fill out if the mishap is the wrong flowers being sent to the recipient.
Recipient to be sent to instead: Only fill out if the mishap is the flowers being sent to the wrong recipient.
OOC INFORMATION
• There will be an open log/post (haven't decided which yet) when all orders will be sent out. I'm thinking this will be in about a week and a half -- a little before Valentine's day.
• Please follow the format for ordering presented in the Beta Version which can be found Link text. It makes the delivering part of this easier!
• HAVE FUN, GO CRAZY! Seriously! Feel free to have characters troll one another, be completely sincere, make terrible decisions, etc!